Just spent another weekend in a really nice hotel following a conference. It had a pool, shared sauna and before the changing rooms there were also a set of communal showers to wash off the chlorine. I followed the rules on my first night but once I knew the layout went for broke.
After my swim I entered the mixed showers, since nobody was around I stripped off my suit and showered in the communal area taking time to rinse out the suit… sadly nobody exited the pool so I rolled up my suit and headed to my locker. I drew a few odd looks as I walked round the corner into the ladies changing area already naked but pretended not to notice them. Having dropped my suit in the locker I dried off on one of the towels provided by the hotel then wrapped myself in a dry one before heading poolside for the sauna.
On entering it was packed with both men and women, each sitting on their own side of the sauna, the only space I could see was on the higher bench so as I climbed up to the bench I made sure to lean over to give a quick flash to those on the other side. Normally I prefer to be naked in the sauna, but on this occasion there were too many people to get away with it easily. Still I leaned back against the wall basking in the heat with my legs ever so slightly apart and the towel riding up my hips, it was to say the least fairly obvious I was not wearing my costume.
After a little while some of the ladies on the top bench left the sauna so I decided to lie down for a little while, bringing my knee almost up to my shoulder as I turned around, opening myself up completely… a motion which at best lasted only a second or two but carried out in a way that made it appear I was completely oblivious to my surroundings. I love being in places like this since you can guarantee that nobody has any recording devices with them, as I lay down I let the towel ride up just a little. If I had thought about things a little more then I would have lay facing the door since now nobody could see anything at all, it was also true that none of the men in the room were leaving the sauna now and conversation had died off a little.
I lay there in the heat for another 15 minutes before deciding it really was time to go, climbing down the benches I reversed the action keeping one foot on the bench while twisting round and lowering my left foot onto the bench below. After leaving the sauna I headed back to the communal showers, since I was alone I placed the towel on the far wall before stepping under the coldest shower I could stand to wash off the sweat. This time I was caught since it seemed half of the sauna had only been waiting for me to leave before leaving myself.
I just pretended it was completely normal and enjoyed being the only one naked of a dozen showering, everyone was openly watching and I don’t think anyone left the showers until I did.